I want to live and I want to love

Jonathan. 23 years too old.
Adventure Time. Video Games. The Smiths. Kittens. My girlfriend. And Zombies.
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  • 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? With Twitter? Oh, anytime.
  • 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? In a manner of speaking, yes.
  • 3. Have you taken someones virginity? Only my own.
  • 4. Is trust a big issue for you? Yes, there's too much of it in the world.
  • 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? It's been too long.
  • 6. What are you excited for? My life to be over.
  • 7. What happened tonight? Same sad Saturday story.
  • 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? No, I encourage it.
  • 9. Is confidence cute? In molecular doses.
  • 10. What is the last beverage you had? A really strong ice water.
  • 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? Only one.
  • 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? Is there such thing as fat jeans?
  • 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? Be depressed some more probably.
  • 14. What are you going to spend money on next? Simply pleasure.
  • 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? I can't remember anymore...
  • 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? Yes. I'll be 3 months older.
  • 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? Google.
  • 18. The last time you felt broken? In 2nd grade when I was pushed off a slide by my best friend.
  • 19. Have you had sex today? That's very personal...No.
  • 20. Are you starting to realize anything? That I'm regretting this survey.
  • 21. Are you in a good mood? Not particularly.
  • 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? Only if I was certain that I'd be killed.
  • 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? My who?
  • 24. What do you want right this second? For everything to be different.
  • 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? There's no way he has a better taste in music than I? Oh...he does?
  • 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? Yes, Black...like my socks.
  • 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn't make you laugh? Hah! Don't make me laugh.
  • 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? A fat guy fell off his chair. I almost died.
  • 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? It sure feels like it...
  • 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? Most people don't deserve a first.
  • 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? Au contraire, mon frère.
  • 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? I hope so.
  • 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? Yes......(burp).
  • 34. Listening to? You've never heard of them. They're Swedish.
  • 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? Mostly.
  • 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? I only wish.
  • 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? I hardly believe in love at all.
  • 38. Who did you last call? My cat.
  • 39. Who was the last person you danced with? My cat.
  • 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Because she refused to kiss me.
  • 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? Not recent enough.
  • 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? Heavens no.
  • 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Yes. I once asked her to be my girlfriend.
  • 44. Do you tan in the nude? I was born with a tan. So, yes.
  • 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? Never.
  • 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? No. Depressing, right?
  • 47. Who was the last person to call you? Not my cat.
  • 48. Do you sing in the shower? Every time.
  • 49. Do you dance in the car? Yes, but shuffling can get very dangerous on the freeway.
  • 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? Once, but I missed.
  • 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? I don't know, never?
  • 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Only the musicals with the singing and dancing.
  • 53. Is Christmas stressful? I would say tedious.
  • 54. Ever eat a pierogi? Niestety nie. : /
  • 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Any pie without fruit.
  • 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  • 57. Do you believe in ghosts? I only believe in what I can't see.
  • 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Every time I wake up.
  • 59. Take a vitamin daily? The daily dole.
  • 60. Wear slippers? I never take off my shoes.
  • 61. Wear a bath robe? I prefer to air dry my privates.
  • 62. What do you wear to bed? Mostly my sheets, when I make it to bed.
  • 63. First concert? Los Smashing Calabazas
  • 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Wal-Tart
  • 65. Nike or Adidas? All day I dream about sex.
  • 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Freetos
  • 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Which one is in Reese’s?
  • 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? "Never Grow Up"
  • 69. Ever take dance lessons? I wish...
  • 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Professionally painting portraits of cats.
  • 71. Can you curl your tongue? I don't want to talk about it...
  • 72. Ever won a spelling bee? Well, not officially.
  • 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Can people cry from happiness?
  • 74. What is your favorite book? PoBaW
  • 75. Do you study better with or without music? No, I never let studying interfere with my music.
  • 76. Regularly burn incense? Well, regularly.
  • 77. Ever been in love? Several times, until I wake up.
  • 78. Who would you like to see in concert? New Order.
  • 79. What was the last concert you saw? I don't really remember...so I don't think they were very good.
  • 80. Hot tea or cold tea? Luke cold
  • 81. Tea or coffee? Either, both cold.
  • 82. Favorite type of cookie? Halloween Oreos.
  • 83. Can you swim well? Only when I'm not drowning.
  • 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Why is this a question? Obviously not...
  • 85. Are you patient? After doing this, not anymore.
  • 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? No, but I DJ for life.
  • 87. Ever won a contest? Yes, but it was more of a punishment.
  • 88. Ever have plastic surgery? Not yet.
  • 89. Which are better black or green olives? Green olives....what? How's that racist?
  • 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? The more sex before, the better.
  • 91. Best room for a fireplace? The bathroom.
  • 92. Do you want to get married? Alright, I'm tired.
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